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💕 Darling 💕: I may have committed crimes last night
🌸 Wifey 🌸: oh no
💕 Darling 💕: Tenten dumped Karin
🌸 Wifey 🌸: OH NO
💕 Darling 💕: So there was drinking involved. So I was drunk.
🌸 Wifey 🌸: How is it that usually you are incapable of getting drunk but somehow you manage to blackout when the four of you go bar hopping?
Water Ho: Do I even wanna kno why u have handcuffs?
💀 Edgelord 💀: ?
Water Ho: Someone handcuffed me to the pipes under ur kitchen sink and I’m pretty sure I’ve been here all nite
💀 Edgelord 💀: You better not have peed yourself
Water Ho: UNCUFF ME
Karin U. changed the group’s name to “FOUR HUNGOVER FUCKS”
The Tolerable Uzumaki: Everyone still alive?
Sasuke U.: unfortunately
Water Ho: W o w
The Tolerable Uzumaki: I woke up in Sasuke’s tub where’s everyone else?
Sasuke U.: …are you still in my tub?
The Tolerable Uzumaki: I cant be bothered to move
The Tolerable Uzumaki: [ATTACH:IMG]
Water Ho: 😂
Water Ho: r u stuck 😂
The Tolerable Uzumaki: Thank Christ Sakura left her spa pillow here last time she visited
Sasuke U.: …and that your midget ass fits perfectly in the tub
The Tolerable Uzumaki: It’s too early for you to be completely intolerable Sasuke
Water Ho: thats just who he *is*
Water Ho: HE STILL HASNT UNCUFFED ME
The Tolerable Uzumaki: Why is Suigetsu handcuffed lol
Prettiest Boy: No clue
The Tolerable Uzumaki: Why haven’t you uncuffed him yet
Prettiest Boy: I’m not in my apartment
The Tolerable Uzumaki: You ASSHOLE you left us to go get a burger didn’t you??
Prettiest Boy: No
The Tolerable Uzumaki: Then where the fuck are you?
Prettiest Boy: In the parking lot
The Tolerable Uzumaki: ???
The Tolerable Uzumaki: Don’t leave me on read hoe where the fuck are you
Prettiest Boy: I have no fucking idea why or how
Prettiest Boy: But I woke up in the backseat of my car
The Tolerable Uzumaki: Omg that’s right
The Tolerable Uzumaki: You said you missed your wife and then left
Little Red 💓: Your husband is an idiot
😇 Sasuke’s Saint of a Wife 😇: Sigh…did he get something pierced again?
Little Red 💓: No
Little Red 💓: Maybe
Little Red 💓: I haven’t seen him yet
Little Red 💓: He passed out in the back of his car because he was planning to drive to you
😇 Sasuke’s Saint of a Wife 😇: Oh thank God he passed out
“FOUR HUNGOVER FUCKS”
Soggy Boy: THANKS FOR NOTHING SASUKE
Karin U.: He was locked in his car lol
Prettiest Boy: I wasn’t locked in my car
Prettiest Boy: I was just severely disoriented
Karin U.: Will you come back inside already? Sui is threatening to cook bacon
Soggy Boy: Yeah lol I should never be allowed in a kitchen who cuffed me in one
Prettiest Boy: …when did I get bacon?
Prettiest Boy: Did we steal bacon?
Karin U.: I think we bought groceries last night. Like plural. We stocked the fridge.
Soggy Boy: Whoo! We r productive when drunk
Prettiest Boy: Are we sure we paid? I woke up spooning a traffic cone and 3 wallets
Soggy Boy: Dibs on the wallets
Soggy Boy: Also the cone I might need that
Karin U.: We’re not keeping the wallets dumbass
Karin U.: I’m going to shower and I’m stealing your wife’s clothes Sasuke
Soggy Boy: Lol will they fit
Karin U.: We’re the same height asshole
Soggy Boy: yeah but not the same size ur…smaller
Karin U.: Sasuke, Suigetsu is sexually harassing me AND your wife
Prettiest Boy: Whack him with a pan it’s not like I use them
Sasuke Uchiha: Are you awake?
Sasuke Uchiha: Jūgo we’re going to grab something to eat do you want us to grab you something?
Sasuke Uchiha: Jūgo
Sasuke Uchiha: Okay wtf has Jūgo’s phone
Jūgo: Lol it’s me Sui
Jūgo: It was in my pocket
📷 _whirlygirly_ has added to their story for the first time in a while
😇 Sasuke’s Saint of a Wife 😇: pls send me that pic of Sasuke and the burger thanks 😘
Little Red 💓: It’s kind of sick how much you love him
Little Red 💓: [ATTACH:IMG]
Little Red 💓: I can’t believe this man eats his burger with a fried egg and pico de gallo
😇 Sasuke’s Saint of a Wife 😇: And pepper jack cheese! I eat mine with avocado
Little Red 💓: You guys are sick
😇 Sasuke’s Saint of a Wife 😇: Says the binch that uses a knife and fork
Little Red 💓: THE BURGER IS ALMOST AS BIG AS ME
Water Ho: Well Big Man isnt at our apt
Water Ho: How is picking up Karin’s stuff from Tenten’s place going
💀 Edgelord 💀: She threw a toaster
Water Ho: Daaaaamn now i wish i went with her instead
💀 Edgelord 💀: lol just look at my Snapchat story
Soggy Boy: so not only did you throw a toaster but you also knocked over a bookcase
Red Midget: Did you find Jūgo??
Soggy Boy: and we thought Sasuke was the drama queen
Soggy Boy: Remember when he thought Sakura broke up with him and he locked himself in his room and just listened to The Smiths for 4 hours until he found out she didn’t break up with him? AND IT WAS JUST THAT 1 SONG
Red Midget: Did you find Jūgo?
Soggy Boy: depressing fucker
Red Midget: SUI FOCUS
Soggy Boy: that fucking song
Red Midget: WHERE’S OUR FRIEND BITCH
Sasuke U. joined the group
Karin U. joined the group
Suigetsu H. changed the group’s name to “Jūgo Search Party”
Suigetsu H.: On a scale from Jūgo auditioning for the university’s acapella group to Sasuke and Sakura eloping and being SECRETLY married for 3 months
Suigetsu H.: How bad was last night?
Red Midget: Mr. Uchiha finding out that Sasuke was in the ER and no one told him bad probably?
Suigetsu H.: How about Great Uncle Madara being in a whole different country without telling his family, bad?
Red Midget: The flowers arriving late for the Obito/Sasori wedding, bad?
💀 Edgelord 💀: why the fuck is my family the scale?
🦈 Sui 🦈: Did Sasuke send you that video?
Mrs. Sasuke Uchiha 💍: Omg yeah
Mrs. Sasuke Uchiha 💍: You guys are being nice, right?
🦈 Sui 🦈: I think Sasuke’s version of being nice involved pointing out that the coffee table was also hers and watching her drag it out the door
🦈 Sui 🦈: She kind of got stuck cuz she had to flip it on its side
🦈 Sui 🦈: But also we’re kind of busy looking for Jūgo
Mrs. Sasuke Uchiha 💍: what do you mean you’re looking for him?
🌸 Wifey 🌸: How drunk did you guys get last night
💕 Darling 💕: I woke up in my car
🌸 Wifey 🌸: And lost your friend apparently
💕 Darling 💕: I don’t understand how this always happens. He wasn’t at the drunk tank. He’s 6 foot 6, how do we lose someone that big every time we get smashed?
🌸 Wifey 🌸: Lol he’s over here. He’s been helping us bake.
💕 Darling 💕: What
🌸 Wifey 🌸: Yeah he showed up confused af
🌸 Wifey 🌸: You also sent me $150 through Zelle and the memo said “don’t let me make bad choices”
“Jūgo Search Party”
Sasuke U.: He’s with Sakura???
The Tolerable Uzumaki: How the actual fuck??
Water Ho: Big Man is where lol
Sasuke U.: Yeah I checked my bank statements because of all of that food in my kitchen and then my Uber account and apparently I ordered an Uber and Jūgo took it
Sasuke U.: No more fucking drinking for us
Water Ho: 😂😂😂
The Tolerable Uzumaki: Hoe you really think I’m going to give up alcohol?? LOL